Fret not, dear reader.
EXCLUSIVE: Woman leaves home, eats lunch
BREAKING NEWS: Woman wears dress, has breasts
DON'T MISS: Woman goes on holiday, wears bikini
SHOCKER: Woman wears same coat as other woman
LIFE-CHANGING: Woman wears green dress, orange cardigan
APPALLING: Woman wears clothes, is old
UNMISSABLE: Woman wears coat, has hood up
It's nice to know you can rely on them to keep you up to date on the really important stuff.
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*laughs*
ReplyDeleteI'm currently employed as a peace worker in occupied Palestine. I've been feeling a bit low recently, what with all the death and injury and repression and so on, so it's nice to come here and be able to put things into perspective.
Rewriting Daily Mail headlines thusly could easily become an occupation, or an obsession. I approve!
ReplyDeleteI laughed so hard. "This just in: Women have tits".
ReplyDeleteDear Daily Mail
No shit.
Sincerely, A. Cat
Lol. Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteKate