Fret not, dear reader.
EXCLUSIVE: Woman leaves home, eats lunch
BREAKING NEWS: Woman wears dress, has breasts
DON'T MISS: Woman goes on holiday, wears bikini
SHOCKER: Woman wears same coat as other woman
LIFE-CHANGING: Woman wears green dress, orange cardigan
APPALLING: Woman wears clothes, is old
UNMISSABLE: Woman wears coat, has hood up
It's nice to know you can rely on them to keep you up to date on the really important stuff.